Some funny knock-knock jokes for your mums. Read it out with them. Enjoy! Knock-knock Jokes For Mums 1. Knock, knock Who’s there? Annie Annie who? Annie thing you can do, Mum can do better. 2. Knock Knock. Who’s there? Omelet. Omelet who? Omelet Mommy sleep in today. 3. Knock, knock Who’s there? Yo mama Yo mama who? Yo mama who knows you didn’t throw out the garbage like I asked you to. 4. Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water you doing for Mother’s Day? 5. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Justin! Justin who? Justin time for Mother’s Day 6. Knock Knock Who’s there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like breakfast in bed mommy? 7. Knock Knock Who’s there? Adore Adore who? Adore you mommy! Some Funny Jokes For Mums
More Jokes: Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the crib? Daughter: You told me to change the baby. How do your kids know that you’re cross with them? You use their full name. Why are you drinking wine out of a coffee mug? I have to it was getting embarrassing. Everytime Lucy saw a wine glass she would point and cry out Mummy, Mummy! Son: “Mum, stop making jokes you’re not funny.” Mum: “I made you.” A mother is trying to get her son to eat carrots. “Carrots are good for your eyes,” she says. “How do you know?” the son asks. The mother replies, “Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?” Bought my Mum a mug which says, “Happy Mother’s day from the World’s Worst Son”. I forgot to mail it but I think she knows. My nickname is Mom. But my full name is “Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom.” What warm drink helps mom relax? Calm-omile tea. More: Mum Jokes, Mum Jokes and Stories
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