Hey jokers! Wanna hear some good puns before you sleep? Well, what are you waiting for. Check us out. Enjoy Some Puns To Make You Fall Asleep Q: What happened to the guy who sued over his missing luggage? A: He lost his case. Q: What do you get when two dinosaurs crash their cars? A: T-Rex Q: What job did the frog have at the hotel? A: Bellhop Q: What do you call a pig that does karate? A: Pork chop Q: What do you call an everyday potato? A: A commentator Q: How do you put a baby alien to sleep? A: You rocket Q: What do you call a thieving crocodile? A: A crookodile Q: What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A: A pouch potato Q: What did the volcano say to his wife? A: I lava you Q: What do you call and owl that does magic tricks? A: Hoodini Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor? A: It wasn't peeling well Q: What do you call a classy fish? A: Sofishticated Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth? A: Gummybear Q. Hal: How did you get hit on the head with a book? A. Sal: I only have my shelf to blame. Q. What did one blade of grass say to another about the lack of rain? A. I guess we'll just have to make dew. Q. What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? A. Attire. Q: Why shouldn't you visit an expensive wig shop? A: It's too high a price 'toupee.' Q. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A. A nervous wreck. Q. How much money does a pirate pay for corn? A. A buccaneer. Q. Why was King Arthur's army too tired to fight? A. It had too many sleepless knights. Q. Which country's capital has the fastest-growing population? A. Ireland. Every day it's Dublin. Q. What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? A. A hippo is really heavy, and a Zippo is a little lighter. More Puns Trying to get online at my mother-in-law’s, I scrolled through various Internet access names. One neighbor’s Wi-Fi really stood out: “You Kids Get Off My LAN! I asked my French friend if she likes to play video games. She said, "Wii." Don't interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle. Chances are, you'll hear some crosswords. I'm a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable. Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester! The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working, with no explanation. It doesn't make any cents! I was going to make myself a belt made out of watches, but then I realized it would be a waist of time. Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester! The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working, with no explanation. It doesn't make any cents! I was going to make myself a belt made out of watches, but then I realized it would be a waist of time. Don't go bacon my heart. I couldn't if I fried. If you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple I love you from my head tomatoes What do you call a thieving alligator? A Crookodile What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A Maybe What do you call a pig that does karate? Pork chop Just Some More: Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's your favorite kind of music?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan." My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?" I said, "Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!" The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar… It was tense. A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case. I had to clean out my spice rack and found everything was too old and had to be thrown out. What a waste of thyme. More jokes and puns here
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