Wish your mum a happy mother's day with these lovely Mother's Day jokes. We wish you and all the mothers around the earth, A Happy Mother's Day! Jokes Two children ordered their mother to stay in bed one Mother’s Day morning. As she lay there looking forward to breakfast in bed, the smell of bacon floated up from the kitchen. But after a good long wait she finally went downstairs to investigate. She found them both sitting at the table eating bacon and eggs. “As a surprise for Mother’s Day,” one explained, “We decided to cook our own breakfast.” A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day but the mother was unusually quiet. Finally, her husband asked what was wrong. “Nothing,” said the woman. Not believing her, he asked again. “No seriously, what’s wrong?” Finally she said, “Do you really want to know? Well, I’ll tell you. I have cooked and cleaned and fed the kids for 15 years and on Mother’s Day, you don’t even tell me so much as ‘Thank you.'” “Why should I?” he said. “Not once in 15 years have I had a Father’s Day gift.” “Yes,” she said, “but I’m their real mother.” Why is Mother’s Day before Father’s Day? So the kids can spend all their Christmas money on Mum. Why was the house so neat on Mother’s Day? Because Mom spent all day Saturday cleaning it. A boy goes to a strip club. Mum: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see? BOY: Yes, I saw dad! I shouted to my Mum on Mother’s Day, “How does breakfast in bed sound?” She said, “Ooh that sounds lovely! I said, “Great, I’ll have bacon, fries and two eggs.” I really wanted a games console so I presented my Mum with a Playstation 4 for Mother’s Day. She said, “Why am I not surprised?” I said, “‘Because there’s no wrapping paper?” What’s the difference between Superman and Mothers? Superman’s just a superhero now and then. Mums are superheroes all the time. W hat kind of flowers are best for Mother’s Day? Mums. Mom: The amazing ability to hear a sneeze through closed doors, in the middle of the night, 3 bedrooms away… While daddy snores next to you. Never doubt a mother! She can carry a screaming Toddler, two gallons of milk, talk on her cell phone and still slap the shit out of you for looking at her crazy. More Jokes: At my age I’m no longer a snack; I’m a Happy Meal. I come with toys and kids. Yes, please get a new cup every time you need water — said no mom ever. Silence is golden. Unless you have kids Then silence is suspicious. Licked a dark smear off my finger, and then thought, “Phew it’s chocolate.” I don’t want to sleep like a baby. I want to sleep like my husband. Spit-up is new favorite accessory; no outfit is complete without it. I feel personally victimized by own daughter. I just want her to stop throwing crackers at me. I hate when I’m waiting for mom to cook dinner and then I remember that I am the mom and I have to cook dinner. Whoever wrote the song “Easy Like Sunday morning” did not have kids. When your mom’s voice is so loud, even your neighbors brush their teeth and get dressed.
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