Hey joke lovers, check out these fishing jokes. You will love it, even if you don't love fishing. Make your friends laugh or cry with these jokes. Enjoy Fishing Jokes How do you communicate with a fish? Drop it a line! What is a fish’s favorite show? “Name That Tuna.” Did you hear about the fight at the seafood restaurant? Two fish got battered! What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back not catching anything? Three Men And A Baby What’s a fish’s favorite musical instrument? A bass drum. What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing? The cast-a-net. What’s the difference between an angler and a dunce? One baits his hooks while the other hates his books. Fisherman: What are you fishing for sonny? Boy: I m not fishing, I’m drowning worms. Have you seen the new fishing website? No, it’s not online yet. How many anglers does it take to change a light bulb? Four, one to change the light bulb and three to brag about how big the old one was and about the one that they would have changed, but “It got away” How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing? Four. One to cut the hole in the ice, and three to push the boat through. Why did the husband go fishing on Valentines Day? To catch his wife a bouquet of flounders! What kind of music should you listen to while fishing? Something catchy! Why did Batman and Robin quit going fishing together? Because Robin ate all the worms! Why didn’t Noah do much fishing on the ark? He had only two worms. Game warden: Didn’t you see the no-fishing sign, son? Boy: I’m not fishing, sir. I’m teaching these worms how to swim! What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall “Dam!” What does the pope eat during lent? Holy mackerel! How do fish go into business? The start on a small scale! What is the richest fish in the world? A goldfish Why can’t you tell a joke while ice fishing? Because it’ll crack you up!. What do fish use for money? Sand dollars! Where do fish sleep? In a river bed How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate before his wife throws him out? I don’t know the answer but I think I’m nearly there. What do you call a small fish magician? A magic carpet Why did the fish cross the road? Cause it was hooked! Where do football players go shopping in the offseason? The tackle shop. What is the difference between a fish and a piano? You can’t tuna fish. What did the fisherman say to the card magician? Take a cod, any cod. More Funny Jokes I caught a trout so big, the picture of it was 3 pounds. The negative was a pound. We went into the lake to eat it rather than bring it home. Lee: I just swallowed a fish bone! Camp Counselor: Are you choking? Lee: No, I’m serious! George went fishing, but at the end of the day he had not caught one fish. On the way back to camp, he stopped at a fish store. “I want to buy three trout,” he said to the owner. “But instead of putting them in a bag, throw them to me.” “Why should I do that?” the owner asked. “So I can tell everyone that I caught three fish!” The little kid sat on the side of the road with a fishing line down the drain. Feeling sorry for him, and wanting to humor him, a lady gave him 50 cents, and kindly asked “How many have you caught?” “You’re the tenth this morning,” was the reply. A monastery is in financial trouble, so it goes into the fish-and-chips business to raise money. One night a customer knocks on its door. A monk answers. The customer asks, “Are you the fish friar?” “No,” he replies. “I’m the chip monk.” I caught a trout so big, the picture of it was 3 pounds. The negative was a pound. We went into the lake to eat it rather than bring it home. A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover when he came upon two locals pulling another man ashore on the end of a rope. “That’s what I like to see,” said the priest, “A man helping his fellow man.” As he was walking away, one local remarked to the other, “Well, he sure doesn’t know the first thing about shark fishing.” A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier than he. On the way to the cleaning shed, he ran into a second fisherman who had a stringer with a dozen baby minnows. The second fisherman looked at the marlin, turned to the first fisherman and said, “Only caught one, eh?” For more jokes: Jokes Page
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