Check out these fun fishing jokes. Make your fishing buddies laugh or cry with these jokes. Share it with everyone. Enjoy. Fishing Jokes What do romantic fish sing to each other? Salmon-chanted evening! Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea? Because they climb into tins, close the lid and leave the key outside ! Why do penguins eat fish? Because donuts get soggy before they can catch them. Where do fish come from? Finland! What’s a sea serpent’s favorite meal? Fish and ships! Where are most fish found? Between the head and the tail! What fish sounds like a telephone? Herring, herring…herring, herring…herring, herring. What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment? A flat fish ! What’s the best way to catch a fish? Have someone throw it at you. What do fish and women have in common? They both stop shaking their tale after you catch them! What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall "Dam!" How do you communicate with a fish? Drop it a line! Why did the fish cross the road? Cause it was hooked! What did the fisherman say to the card magician? Take a cod, any cod. Why did the vegan go deep-sea fishing? Just for the halibut! Why are fish so smart? Because they swim in schools! What does the pope eat during lent? Holy mackerel! How do fish go into business? The start on a small scale! What is the richest fish in the world? A goldfish More Fishing Jokes for you! Which fish dresses the best? The Swordfish – it always looks sharp! What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout? A monkfish What kind of fish will help you hear better? A herring aid What do naked fish play with? Bare-a-cudas Why are fish cleverer than humans? Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human? What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd? He called the piano tuna! Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear? Because they have electric eels ! Why are fish so gullible? They fall for things hook, line and sinker! Why is it so easy to weigh fish? Because they have their own scales! Where does a fisherman go to get his hair cut? The bobber shop. Interesting Story Jokes A Good Advice Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend. Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. The only reason your husband likes to go fishing so much is that it's the only time he hears someone tell him, "Wow, that's a big one!" My Eyes A guy calls his boss and says "I can't come to work today The boss asks why and the guy says "It's my eyes." "What's wrong with your eyes?" asks the boss. "I just can't see myself coming to work, so I'm going fishing instead...." The Mermaid Three fishermen were fishing when they came upon a mermaid. The mermaid offered them one wish each. The first fisherman said, “Double my I.Q” so the mermaid did it and to his surprise, he started reciting Shakespeare. Then the second fisherman said, “Triple my I.Q.” and sure enough the mermaid did it and amazingly he started doing math problems he didn’t know existed. The third fisherman was so impressed he asked the mermaid to quadruple his I.Q and the mermaid said “Are you sure about this? It will change your whole life!” The fisherman said “yes” so the mermaid turned him into a woman. For more jokes: Jokes Catalog
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