Hey puppy lovers. Here is a set of jokes about dogs that you will love. Enjoy it with your friends and family. Dog Jokes Q. Why aren't dogs good dancers? A. Because they have two left feet! Q. How do dog catchers get paid? A. By the pound! Q: What do chemists' dogs do with their bones? A: They barium! Q: What kind of dog chases anything red? A: A Bulldog. Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? A: Because you can't bury them in trees! Q: How are a dog and a marine biologist alike? A: One wags a tail and the other tags a whale. Q: What do you call a cold dog? A: A Chilli Dog Q: What do you call a black Eskimo dog? A: A dusky husky! Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly? A: The collie wobbles! Q: Did you hear about the dog who couldn't stop talking like a horse? A: It was a dog and pony show. Q: What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator? A: A friend you can count on. Q: What did the skeleton say to the puppy? A: Bonappetite Q: What do you call a frozen dog? A: A pupsicle. Q: Why did the dog need help on his Pros and Cons chart? A: He was CON-fused! Q: What do you call a large dog that meditates? A: Aware wolf. Q: What do you get when you cross a race dog with a bumble bee? A: A Greyhound Buzz. Q: What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog? A: Dingo Starr! Q: What does my dog and my phone have in common? A: They both have collar I.D. Q: What do you get if you cross a gold dog with a telephone? A: A golden receiver! Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? A: He stole the show! Q: What kind of dog does Dracula have? A: A bloodhound! Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show? A: A CAT-HAS-TROPHY! Q: Why did the dog cross the road? A: To get to the "barking" lot! Q: How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster? A: Terrier-fied! Q: What do dogs do after they finish obedience school? A: They get their masters. Q: What do you call a frozen dog? A: A pupsicle. Q: What do you call a dog magician? A: A labracadabrador. Q: How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster? A: Terrier-fied! Q: What do you call a large dog that meditates? A: Aware wolf. Q: Why aren't dogs good dancers? A: Because they have two left feet! Creative Jokes 1. A dog goes into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender says, "You don't see a dog in here drinking a martini very often." The dog says, "At these prices, I'm not surprised." 2. A Dachshund walks into a telegraph office, picks up a blank form, and writes: "Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof." The clerk looks over the paper for a minute before telling the dog, "You know, there are only nine words here. You could add another 'Woof' for the same price." The Dachshund shakes his head at the clerk in disbelief. "But that would make no sense at all." 3. As the stranger enters a country store, he spots a sign: "Danger! Beware of Dog!" Inside, he sees a harmless old hound asleep in the middle of the floor. "Is that the dog we're supposed to beware of?" he asks the owner. "That's him," comes the reply. "He doesn't look dangerous to me. Why would you post that sign?" "Before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him." More: Dog Puns
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