Need some good cycling jokes for the road? Check out these cycling jokes. Share it with your friends. Jokes Q: What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower? A: Bicycle petals! Q: What do you call a bicycle with a bed on top? A: bedridden Q: Why can't a bicycle stand up on its own? A: Because it's too tired! Q: What do you call a bicycle built by a chemist? A: Bike-carbonate of soda! Q: Why couldn't Cinderella win the bicycle race? A: She has a pumpkin for a coach! Q: What do you call a professional cyclist who just broke up with his girlfriend? A: Homeless Q: Do you know what is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike? A: The pavement. Q: What do you call an artist who sculpts with bicycle parts? A: Cycleangelo Q: Why are bank tellers not allowed to ride bicycles? A: They tend to lose their balance. Q: Did you hear about the lunatic who won the Tour De France in one day? A: He took the psycho-path. Q: What does a bicycle call its dad? A: Pop-cycle Q: What did the little boy take his bicycle to bed with him? A: Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep. Q: How did the barber win the bike race? A: He took a short cut. Q: What does a cyclist ride in the winter? A: An icicle. Q: Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle? A: Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell. Q: "What do you call a crazy pavement? A: A cycle path. Q: Why can't you take a nap during the Tour de France? A: Because if you snooze, you loose! Q: Why do bicycles fall asleep? A: Because they're tired. Q: When is a bicycle not a bicycle? A: When it turns into a driveway. Q: What is a ghost-proof bicycle? A: One with no spooks in it. Q. What was the bicycle that wondered how it was like being a motorcycle called? A. Bike-curious. Jokes with a Story Two Nerds Two nerds are riding along on a tandem bicycle when, suddenly, the one in the front slams the brakes, gets off and starts letting air out of the tyres. The one in the back yells out, “Hey! Why are you doing that?!” The first nerd says, “My seat was too high and was hurting my butt. I wanted to lower it a bit.” So the one in the back has had enough. He jumps off, loosens his own seat and spins it round to face the other direction. Now it’s the first guy’s turn to wonder what’s going on. “What are you doing?” he asks his friend. “Look, mate,” says the rider in the back, “if you’re going to do stupid stuff like that, I’m going home!!” Oil For Bicycle A man doesn't have any money to buy oil for his bicycle so he asks his wife if she has any money. The wife said she doesn't have any money either. But the man had an idea to get quick money. A few days later he comes home with oil. The wife asks how did he get the money to buy oil. "Why, I sold my bike to get the money." Bikes One day a bicycle rider stops at a border control. On top of the man’s bike are two bags of powder like substances. The border control Police demand that he open the bags so they can see what’s inside. When the man did cut the bags open, inside was nothing but sand. The border control police work and confused but let the man go. This continued for several weeks with each day, the man rides his bike through border control with two bags of sand which are checked every single time. After seven weeks, one of the police officers walks up to the man. The police officer tells him “listen, every time we check your bags, there’s nothing in them. Now you seem like a pretty suspicious guy, so come on tell me what you were smuggling”. The rider leans over... “bikes”. Maybe Two More Jokes My neighbors complained that my dog was chasing their kid on his bicycle... But that’s impossible... ...My dog does not even have a bicycle.' My dog kept chasing people on bicycles So I took his bike away For more jokes, check out the Jokes Catalog Page
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