Wanna hear a cat joke? Enjoy these cat jokes with your friends and do not forget to share these jokes with a cat lover! Enjoy. Laughter is the best medicine. Cat Jokes What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching? You need to pay more attention to my pawsture. Wanna hear a bad cat joke? Just kitten! What does a cat have that no other animal has? Kittens. What did the cat say when the mouse got away? You've got to be kitten me! What did the cat say when he lost all his money? I'm paw! Why don't cats like online shopping? They prefer a cat-alogue. Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide? Because he’s always spotted. What is a cat’s favorite song? Three Blind Mice. What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew! What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? There are too many cheetahs. Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! Why did the cat wear a dress? She was feline fine. What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? The purrpatrator. Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs. What’s worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis What’s the worst kind of cat? A cat-astrophe What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause What do you call a cat in a station wagon? A car-pet What do you call at cat that goes bowling? An alley cat Why did the cat run away from the tree? It was scared of its bark. What would a cat say if you stepped on its tail? “Me-OW!” What did the alien say to the cat? “Take me to your litter.” What is a cat’s favorite color? Purrrple What’s a cat’s favorite dessert? A mice cream cone How do cats get over a fight? They hiss and make up. Funny Kitty Short Story Mrs. Alice recently brought two of her cats to my husband's veterinary clinic for their annual checkup. One was a small-looking, round tiger-striped tabby, while the other was a long, sleek black cat. Mrs. Alice watched closely as I put each of the cats on the scale. "They weigh about the same," I told her. "That proves it!" she exclaimed. "Black does make you look slimmer. And stripes make you look fat." Next: Kitty Puns
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