Are you going camping? Try entertaining your friends and family with these camping jokes. Enjoy! Jokes How many campers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they screw in sleeping bags. Why don’t mummies go on camping? They’re afraid to relax and unwind! What did the polar bears say when they saw tourists in sleeping bags? “Sandwiches!” What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. What did the pine trees wear to the lake? Swimming trunks! What do you call a camp counselor without a girlfriend? Homeless! How do you communicate with a fish? Drop it a line! What did the polar bears say when they saw tourists in sleeping bags? "Sandwiches!" What do you call a group a grizzlies cracking up together? A BEARel of laughs! When’s the only time and place most teens go camping? In front of Best Buy the day before the release of the new Call of Duty! What did the beaver say to the tree? “It’s been nice gnawing you! What is a tree’s favorite drink? Root beer. What camping destination makes a pet bird sing for joy? The Canary Islands! Why did the robot go on camping? He needed to recharge his batteries. Why does Humpty Dumpty like camping in autumn? Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall… Where did the sheep go to camping? The Baa-hamas! At camping site, what did the lake say to the sailboat? Nothing it just waved. How do you keep a Mormon from drinking all your beer on a camping trip? Take two of them with you. If you ever get cold while camping, just stand in the corner of a tent for a while. They’re normally around 90 degrees. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend. A bear walks into a restaurant and says, “I’d like a water ……………. and some of those peanuts.” The server says says, “Sure, but why the big paws?” The seaside camping trip was so boring that one day the tide went out and never came back. Did you hear about the pair of honey-making insects that fell in love on a camping trip? It was tent two bee More Camping Jokes How do you keep your sleeping bag from getting stretched out? Don’t sleep too long in it! If you’re in the woods, how can you tell if a tree is a dogwood? By its bark. Why are hiking shops so diverse? Because they employ people from all walks of life. What’s another name for a sleeping bag? A nap sack. Why do trees have so many friends? They branch out. Why did the camp warden quit his job? Because it was always in tents. Why are people who go camping on April 1 always tired? Because they just finished a 31 day March! Why didn’t the elephant carry a suitcase on his RV trip? Because he already had a trunk! Some Fun Ones Haunted Forest Late at night, the ghost that haunts the place goes to the first guy and says; "I'm the ghost with one green eye." Naturally the first guy flees. Then, the ghost goes to the second guy and says: "I'm the ghost with one green eye". Second guy flees. And lastly the ghost goes to the third guy and says: "I'm the ghost with one green eye" to which the guy responds: "And if you won't let me sleep you'll be the ghost with one black eye." The Phone A blonde was out camping in the woods one day when she encountered a big Grizzly bear. Just when she was about to run, she remembered hearing that playing dead can save her life. She was told to be completely still and not make any noise. As she laid on the ground playing dead she felt the bear sniffing around her body. Just when the bear was about to walk away, her phone rang and the bear shifted its attention to the phone. The blonde then got up and walked passed the bear and answered the phone saying '" shhhhh I'm playing dead". The Tent Sherlock Holmes and Watson set out In the afternoon and arrived at their camp site a few hours before dark. They set up their tent and camp fire before going to bed. In the middle of the night Sherlock Holmes wakes up Watson and says, "Look up Watson, what do you see?" Watson looks up at the sky, it's a beautiful night, thousands of stars dot the sky. Watson responds, "I see stars Sherlock." Sherlock Holmes then asks Watson, "What can you deduce from that." Watson pondered this for a moment, then responded, "Well, if there are so many stars out there just like our sun then perhaps those stars could have planets similar to ours, if there are other planets similar to ours than perhaps life exists on one of those planets, just like it does here!" Sherlock Holmes says, "No, somebody stole our tent you moron." Some Camping Puns I slept like a log last night. I woke up on the campfire… When smoking a fish, never inhale. My friend likes to setup a poker table in his tent when we go camping. Did you hear about the kid-napping in the woods? It’s okay. He woke up. Did you hear about the lawyer that got lost on a camping trip with one of his clients? He was found with criminal in-tent. Smokers are great people to go camping with You can easily outrun them if a Bear attacks Went camping with Crowded House. They all had four-season-in-one-day sleeping bags I asked my llama if his cousin wanted to go camping. Thrilled, he ran off screaming, “Alpaca tent!”. More jokes and puns here
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