Enjoy these basketball jokes with your friends and family. Jokes: Q: Why did Ron Artest leave the game early? A: He wanted to beat the crowd. Q: How do you know when it's Lebron James' Birthday? A: Everyone gets to leave work 12 minutes early. Q: Why are frogs so good at basketball? A: Because they always make jump shots. Q: How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one. But he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it. Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? A: Because it heard the referee was blowing fouls. Q: Why are basketball players messy eaters? A: They're always dribbling. Q: What did the march say to all the madness? A: What's all that bracket Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A: Juan on Juan. Q: Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? A: She ran away from the ball. Q: What did the triangle offense say to the ball? A: Your pointless. Q: What does a basketball player do when he loses his eyesight? A: Become a referee. Q: What do you call a fantasy show about basketball? A: Hooper-natural. Q: What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops? A: Swiss!!! Q: How do you know you've found Lebron James' cell phone? A: It vibrates and receives calls, but doesn't have a ring! Q: What's the difference between the Miami Heat and a dollar bill? A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill. Q: What do you call 12 millionaires around a TV watching the NBA Finals? A: The Detroit Pistons. Q: Which are the best animals at basketball? A: A score-pion. Q: What do you call a monkey that wins back to back titles A: A chimpion. Q: Why can't you play basketball in the jungle? A: Because there are too many cheetahs. Q: Why is a referee like an angry chicken? A: They both have foul mouths. Q: Why is the basketball arena hot after the game? A: Because all the fans have left. Q: What do you call a basketball player that misses dunks? A: Alley Whoops. Q. Why couldn't the baby make a basket? A. Because he was always dribbling. Q: How do you keep an Milwaukee Bucks player out of your yard? A: Put up a basketball net. Q: Why was the basketball court wet? A: Because people were dribbling on it! Q: What does a basketball player say when he misses? A: Shoot. For more jokes, check out the Jokes Catalog Page
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