Ready to enjoy some baseball jokes? Share these baseball jokes with your friends! Enjoy Baseball Jokes Q: MLB is deciding whether or not to reinstate Pete Rose in the 2014 season. A: When asked about it, Rose said, "I hope they do, cause I've got $50 riding on it." Q: What do you get when you cross a tree with a baseball player? A: Babe Root. Q: Why are Dominicans great baseball players? A: Because they already know how to hit, run, and steal! Q: How many baseball players does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They're too busy arguing the last call. Q. A man leaves home, takes three left turns, then is confronted by two masked men. Who are they? A. The umpire and the catcher Q: Why did the pastry chef hire a pitcher? A: Because he knew how to handle the batter. Q: Why is Mike Trout so perfect? A: He's an Angel. Q: What's the difference between a Yankee Stadium hotdog, and a Fenway Park hotdog? A: You can buy a Yankee Stadium hotdog in October! Q: What is the difference between Barry Zito and Bowling Icon Walter Ray Williams Jr? A: Walter knows how to throw a strike. Q: Yankees slugger Darryl Strawberry fouled a pitch off his foot and now has a crack in his big toe. A: This is the first time that the name Strawberry and the word crack were used in the same sentence without it ending with his suspension. Q: Why does Michael Jackson like baseball games? A: Because he gets to see some balls. You might be a redneck if you think the last words to the Star Spangled Banner are: "Play Ball" Q: Why did the coach kick Cinderella off the baseball team? A: Because she ran away from the ball. Q: Well, at least the Cubs are trying. A: They installed a new pitching machine the other day. Unfortunately it beat them 4-1. Q: Why did the cops go to the baseball game? A: Because they heard someone was stealing a base. Q: When does royalty watch baseball? A: During knight games. Q: Why can't you play baseball in the jungle? A: Because there are too many cheetahs. Q: Why is the baseball stadium hot after the game? A: Because all the fans have left. Q: What does a baseball player do when he loses his eyesight? A: Become an umpire. Q: What was the frog doing on the baseball field? A: Catching flies. Q: What's the difference between a pick pocket and an umpire? A: One steals watches and the other watches steals. Q: Did you hear the baseball joke? A: It will leave you in stitches. Q: Why is it so hard to steal third base? A: Because you have to go through a short stop. Q: What did the glove say to the ball? A: Catch ya later. Q: Which are the best animals at baseball? A: A score-pion. Q: What do you call a monkey that wins the World Series? A: A chimpion. Q: Why did Dracula quit the baseball team? A: They only let him be "BAT" boy! Q: Who makes CAKE during a baseball game? A: The Batter! Q: What did the hand say to the baseball? A: Your such a catch. Q: Why are frogs great outfielders? A: They never miss a fly. Q: Why is an umpire like an angry chicken? A: They both have foul mouths. Q: Do you know what cupcakes and a baseball team have in common? A: They both count on the batter! Q: Why don't orphans play baseball? A: They don't know where home is What goes all the way around a baseball field but never moves? The fence! Q: Why are Cubs fans bad lovers? A: Not only do they come up short but they always finish early. Q: How do you know if you have a female umpire? A: She remembers the details of every single argument, and will also bring up arguments from previous games. Fore more jokes check out: Jokes Catalog Page
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