Need some sport jokes for your friends? Try these Arsenal jokes. Crack up some Arsenal Fans with these jokes! Jokes Q: What's the difference between a line of cocaine and a pair of Arsenal tickets? A: People would pass up a pair of Arsenal tickets. Q: What's the difference between a fat chick and an Arsenal striker? A: Even a fat chick scores every once in a while! Q: Why do Arsenal fans suck at geometry? A: Because they never have any points. Q: What does a fine wine and Arsenal have in common? A: They both spend a lot of time in the cellar, cost too much and are only enjoyed on select occasions. Q: What do you call 100 Arsenal supporters at the bottom of a cliff? A: A good start! Q: What do you call a dead Gunner Fan in a closet? A: Last years winner of the hide and seek contest. Q: What do you say to a Gunners supporter with a good looking bird on his arm? A: Nice tattoo Q: What do you call an Arsenal fan that does well on an IQ test? A: A cheat. Q: You're trapped in a room with a Lion, Cobra snake and an Arsenal Fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do? A: Shoot the Arsenal Fan. Twice. Q: What is the difference between Arsenal and a cup of tea? A: The tea stays in the cup longer! Q: What do you call an Arsenal fan in a suit? A: The accused. Q: What team comes beatween your legs and your back? A: arsenel. Q: Who delivers Arsenals Christmas presents? A: Santa Cazorla Q: Why did God make Arsenal supporters smelly? A: So blind people could laugh at them too! Q: Why don't they drink tea at Emirates Stadium? A: Because all the cups are in Manchester. Q: Why do Arsenal blokes drink from a saucer? A: Because the cup's always in Manchester! Q: What's the difference between Frequent Flyer Miles and Arsenal? A: Frequent Flyer Miles earn points. Q: What do you call 5 Arsenal fans standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel. Q: Why are Arsenal strikers like grizzly bears? A: Every fall they go into hibernation. Q: Why do people like driving a car with a Gunners fan? A: Because you can park in the handicap zone! Q: Whats the difference between Arsenal F.C. and a mosquito? A: A mosquito stops sucking. Q: What is the difference between an Arsenal supporter and a baby? A: The baby will stop whining after awhile. Q: What do I have in common with Arsenal? A: Next week, we'll both be watching the Champions League final on television. Q: What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Gunners fan? A: The bucket. Q: How do you casterate a Gunners supporter? A: Kick his sister in the mouth Q: What does a Gunners fan do when his team has won the Champions League? A: He turns off the PlayStation. Q: What does an Arsenal supporter and a bottle of beer have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up. Q. Why do ducks fly over Emirates Stadium upside down? A. There's nothing worth craping on! Q: Did you hear that Arsenal doesn't have a website? A: They can't string three "Ws" together. Q: How do you stop a Gunners supporter from beating his wife? A: Dress her in a Manchester United jersey! Q: Why did god invent alcohol? A: So Arsenal supporters can get laid too. Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask an Arsenal supporter! Q: What's the difference between onions and an Arsenal supporter? A: I cry when I cut up onions... Q: What's the difference between Arsenal supporters and mosquitoes? A: Mosquitoes are only annoying in the summer. Q: Why are Arsenal jokes getting dumb and dumber? A: Because Arsenal supporters have started to make them up themselves. Q: What is the shortest book in the world called? A: Intelligent Arsenal supporters. Have Fun! For more sports jokes, check out the jokes catalog page
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