Get a load of these sports jokes. Enjoy! Archery Jokes Q: What did the lustful maiden say to the handsome archer? A: "You make me quiver." Q: What do real archers say to compound archers? A: "I see you still have your training wheels on your bow." Q: What do you call a professional archer without a girlfriend? A: Homeless! Q: Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed. Q: What did the archer make out of his bow? A: A bow tie. Q: What do you get when you get two bulls-eyes? A: Two bulls! Q: What kind of bow can't be tied? A: a crossbow Q: What did the archer get when he hit a bullseye? A: a very angry bull. Q. What did the archer say when he hit a bull? A. I got a bullseye. A Little Joke Story Once upon a time there was an archery contest. The first archer, wearing a long cape covering his face, lines up in position...He takes a deep breath and fires an arrow which finds the center of the target. Then he takes of his cape and screams: I AM...... ROBIN HOOD!!! The crowd cheers! The second archer with a cape lines up in position. He fires his arrow which hits the center and cuts robin hood's arrow into two!!! He takes off his cape and screams: I AM...... WILLIAM TELL!!!!!! The crowd cheers!! finally, a third man in cape lines up in position... He fires his arrow but it goes all wrong!!! It flies past the crowd and kills the king!!! Then the man takes off his cape and screams: I AM...... SORRY!!! Have fun! Check out the Jokes Catalog page for more jokes
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